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I never realized so many Muslims smoked weed; I always hear about them getting stoned …. A stoner stumbles out of a party, and starts to walk home. Yo’ Mama is like marijuana – everyone does her, but no one admits it. There’s a stoner and a super genius sitting on a bench waiting for a bus. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but they did not find any marijuana.
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How ‘Rick and Morty’ Season 3 Became the #1 Comedy on TV
Rick and Morty was the top-rated TV comedy in 2017, beating out Modern Family, The Big Bang Theory and Saturday Night Live. Christina Miller, president of Adult Swim, believes something special is happening between Rick and Morty and its dedicated millennial audience. Of course, if Rick and Morty is this generation’s definitive sitcom, that means millions of young people love how depraved and nihilistic it is. Pickle Rick, a version of Rick teased for weeks by Adult Swim before his episode aired in 2017.See all of the best photos of the week. Rick is a high-functioning alcoholic mad scientist, driven to explore a multiverse he deeply hates because he believes the meaning of life is the pursuit of science.
As the show gets more complicated, we learn that Rick and Morty’s bond is so strong that it carries over into every possible alternate reality. A Rick, no matter the dimension, is never without his Morty. Morty argues with Rick during a Season 3 episode satirizing Marvel’s Avengers. Miller says Adult Swim has never had a hit so monstrous as Rick and Morty. Adult Swim released a companion mobile game, Pocket Mortys, in 2016, while most fans were waiting for a Season 3 release date.
As part of Adult Swim’s goal to reach fans in person, a Rickmobile vehicle and pop-up shop toured in advance of Season 3, visiting 40 cities and selling out Rick and Morty merchandise to fans who often lined up overnight. Jessica Gao, another Rick and Morty writer, says the show is successful because it’s surprisingly intelligent.
White Sox score in ninth, beat Rays 2-1
Tim Anderson scored when Duffy committed a throwing error on Garcia’s two-strike bunt, and the Chicago White Sox beat the Tampa Bay Rays 2-1 on Saturday night for their third straight win. Xavier Cedeno got the last out of the eighth for the win, and Thyago Vieira pitched the ninth for his first major league save. Jose Abreu hit his 19th homer in the fourth for Chicago, tying it at 1. Tampa Bay left-hander Blake Snell allowed three hits in four innings in his first start for the Rays since July 12. Snell became the first pitcher with 12 consecutive home starts of giving up one or fewer earned runs since Max Lanier of the St.
Louis Cardinals in 1943-44. Carlos Rodon pitched six effective innings for the White Sox. Carlos Gomez scored Tampa Bay’s only run after a double in in the second inning. ACTING AWARD. Gomez went down to the ground following a step toward first base after getting hit for his AL-leading 17th time in the sixth. 10 YEARS AFTER.
Twenty members of the Rays’ 2008 AL championship team were honored in a pregame ceremony, along with three coaches and Soot Zimmer, widow of former Rays senior adviser Don Zimmer. TRAINER’S ROOM. White Sox: Anderson has been playing with a tender left knee. UP NEXT. Right-hander James Shields is scheduled to start Sunday’s series finale for the White Sox, who are trying to win four straight for the first time this season.
Tampa Bay’s career leader in wins, Shields is 3-0 in four careers starts against his former team.
Netflix: What the World is Watching
Sherlock won in three categories at the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards and won a Peabody Award in 2011. In second place is American television sitcom and cultural phenomenon Friends. Netflix has all ten seasons of the titular friends’ Manhattan adventures ready for your bingeing pleasure. Friends was named the Outstanding Comedy Series at the Primetime Emmy Awards in 2002 and ranked as one of the greatest TV shows of all time with TV Guide and Empire magazines. Netflix originals Narcos and House of Cards take third and fourth place respectively.
It was nominated for three Primetime Emmy Awards and two Golden Globe Awards. House of Cards, a political drama set in Washington, DC, is Netflix’s first original series as well as the first original online-only series to receive major Emmy nominations. The show has been nominated for five Golden Globe Awards and five Primetime Emmy Awards. Netflix has around 70.5 million global subscribers, and 53% of those are based in the United States. Out of the remaining 47%, the places most interested in Netflix are Canada, Ireland, Australia, the United Kingdom, New Zealand, Puerto Rico, Denmark, and Norway.
With over 190 countries and twenty-one languages serviced, Netflix can proudly claim it’s a global internet TV network. Our animated map below illustrates Netflix’s worldwide spread. In 2009, the year before it expanded to its first international market, Netflix earned $5.2 million.